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how big is your dickhead in girth?

what. how should i know

fucking measure it already, shit

fuck off

god damn it, jl, i just fucked ulrich and he has, like, the tiniest fucking dickhead i've ever seen, it's like a fucking pinhead

i forced him to measure it and now i need to compare, okay, fuck

fine. cut it off and bring it back

promise i'll cooperate

nah, i want him to live with the shame of having a dickhead probably half the size of the ideal

which one's ulrich?

little blond one with crooked teeth and a mole on his forehead

better hope i don't meet him on an off-day

unless you're still curious of course

cut it off and let him eat it for all i care

he was as lousy in bed as he is at his fucking job

and you went to bed with him anyway. why

i dunno, my fuck-senses were tingling and he was around

been pushing himself on me for days

don't understand why they still do this. idiots

not like it gets them any-fucking-where. shit, if they were as eager to do their jobs as they are to blow me, u know

i'd be a happy man or whatever that phrase is

i'm sure you'll be happy regardless

fuck, happy is such a big word, jl, i'm not gonna try and wrap my fat head around that shit

a few minutes still count for something, don't they

Edited 2018-04-08 17:31 (UTC)

don't fucking tell me its happiness that makes it fucking impossible to last around u

let's not be picky with words, marcel

the morning's still young, after all

do u want crepes with strawberries for breakfast?

theres a super market down the road i can easily break into, their security cams R shot

fine.

good

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