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t e x t (04.21)

[wellguifford]

fuck off need me 2 say urs is bigger or what

t e x t (04.22)

[jleng]

not as such

just keep this in mind while you're having fun

[ attached: it's a selfie. a naked selfie as he's lounging about on their balcony in the darkness, wearing absolutely nothing and smoking a cigarette. ]

t e x t (04.25)

[wellguifford]

ur lucky i remember this shit forever

no need to fear any fucking data leaks

t e x t (04.26)

[jleng]

lucky me

do you think it might snow?

t e x t (04.27)

[wellguifford]

weather app says 90% chance better cover up ur dick

t e x t (04.28)

[jleng]

why, it's not doing anything

t e x t (04.30)

[wellguifford]

don't get any fucking frostbites before i'm back & can suck on it

t e x t (04.31)

[jleng]

... interesting

t e x t (04.32)

[wellguifford]

what

t e x t (04.33)

[jleng]

well, it's certainly doing something now

t e x t (04.34)

[wellguifford]

blood flow = less risk of frostbite

t e x t (04.35)

[jleng]

too bad it'll have to go ignored

t e x t (04.37)

[wellguifford]

ffs jl it's gonna get sick

t e x t (04.38)

[jleng]

what, like a cold? depression?

t e x t (04.39)

[wellguifford]

coxsackie virus

t e x t (04.40)

[jleng]

... what the fuck

t e x t (04.41)

[wellguifford]

dunno

it's an actual thing

t e x t (04.43)

[jleng]

so it is

suppose i'll have to stay away from your arse from now on

t e x t (04.52)

[wellguifford]

shit

like u eat me out anyway

t e x t (04.53)

[jleng]

i'm sure you'd find a way to infect me regardless

out of cigarettes

t e x t (04.54)

[wellguifford]

texting andré

t e x t (04.55)

[jleng]

the one with the harelip?

t e x t (04.56)

[wellguifford]

karl ended up in the river 15 months ago weakling fucking hell

t e x t (04.57)

[jleng]

didn't karl have a flat foot?

t e x t (04.59)

[wellguifford]

look @ andré when he hobbles in with ur smokes in approx 30 secs or i'm bashing in his head

like really look make him scared